Wednesday, March 12, 2014

Movie backstory

She comes from the star Kokab. She travels by asteroid. She wants to take over our planet. She is part machine, part alien being, she has the ability to change the biological and chemical composition of things around her. The ability to manipulate her own chemistry allows her to change her hands into weapons using molten metal, she tends to prefer the sai. Humans have a history of fighting and/or enslaving extraterrestrial beings, so she knows better than to make that mistake.

Title: Apsis

Thursday, February 27, 2014

Bad Movie Poster



This is a movie poster I saw in the mall for Rio 2. First of all, I had to look closely to be able to tell that that is actually a number '2'. Second, the context of what the birds are doing means nothing to those of us who haven't seen the movie, which is essentially everyone. And for a movie about tropical birds, this poster lacks the bright, vivid colors that people associate with the Rio movies. Bland, dull, and uninteresting.

Friday, February 14, 2014

Tuesday, February 11, 2014

Project 1: Product Descriptions

Functional

Traffic Invaders!

Makes getting stuck in traffic fun! Heads up display projects the video game onto the traffic in front of you. The controller snaps onto the steering wheel, using the original style of the Space Invaders arcade game. Car must be in neutral to be able to both turn the steering wheel to control the direction you are shooting and prevent you from accidentally plowing into the car in front of you.



Non-Functional

Shower Tub

Want the luxuriousness and warmth of a bath but only have time for a shower? The Shower Tub is the answer! While it may use excessive amounts of water, you also must demonstrate your agility and strength to just get inside! A ladder or stepstool will help you ease yourself into a nice warm bath. But remember, you can't take too long or you will overflow your bathroom, drown, or, both!

Roof Car Seat

For the new parents who don't want to cramp their style just because they are now responsible for another human life. Why trade in that two seater sports car for a sedan or worse, a minivan, when you can just strap junior to the roof? Featuring LATCH safety straps to securely attach to a roof rack or with the included car clips, this seat also has the option to add a plexiglass shield to protect your baby's sensitive eyes and skin from the impact of bugs, rocks, rain, and other debris that can maim and kill at 70 mph.